Father's Day

Father's Day...

It's coming soon. Let's celebrate.
 Just a commercial date.
Who really wants a father these days?
Who? Not many. Maybe a daughter? A son?
Why not a father app?.
Tell it what you want... then you're done.
It won't judge or scold.
Maybe you can swipe left or right. and then you're done.
For this online father nothing's too bold.
"Can I lie about this or that?" Swipe right
"Maybe cheat, steal or is that too bold?" Swipe right.
Fret not, the father app says...Right. Right.Right.
After all, you're too old
to be told.... What is wrong or right?
It's too late. Goodbye to the light.
You don't get the old ways.
Such old days...a confusing maze
Your father's ways.